turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

  • baby:

    i- i-i-i- i-

  • mother:

    i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera

  • baby:

    i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

sniffing:

this could be us but you playin

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ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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catamiteamongthepigeons:

SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON.

catamiteamongthepigeons:

SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON.

realbookofmorgan:

but how am i supposed to know the world is fucked up if banksy doesn’t spray paint it on a public wall 

swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

therosielord:

I think about this during 75% of romantic movies ever.

therosielord:

I think about this during 75% of romantic movies ever.

nz.